NC (vo): But they abandon the world inspired by an overly violent perv like Frank Miller, to a different world inspired by an overly violent perv like Michael Bay. Splinter: You are going to be responsible for amazing things. ( We get a clip from Nerd's review of it where he slices it in half with a katana.)
I hope that VHS tape was Ninja Turtles 3.
( One of the scenes in the opening shows a nunchuk smashing a VHS tape) Splinter (voiced by Tony Shalhoub): You are extraordinary, my sons. Nerd (vo): The film starts with their origin story, which I think is paying homage to the graphic novel, but it's kinda pointless, seeing how they're just gonna explain it again a few scenes later. (And the two head out on their epic quest. Now, come on, start the review while we save April. NC: I just assume you see everything as a cartoon. ( The city looks like a scene out of the 1987 TMNT cartoon) Nerd: Um, is it just me or does the city seem a little more, uh.animated? ( The two look to each other and nod before heading out.) Go, my sons! Find the heart of the franchise and rip this Turtle turd a new one! SC: Do you see her right in front of you? SC: Start with the basics: Try rescuing April O'Neil. Santa Christ: Second, you must find the Heart of the Ninja Turtles and remind the world of it! Nerd: Master, what do we do to stop this bullshit? NC: Isn't that the man so insecure about his masculinity, he gave Transformers testicles? Santa Christ: And all of it being produced by Michael Bay! ( Picture of Michael Bay in the corner.) SC: Dick ugly CGI roadkill! ( Picture of Michelangelo on the corner.) SC: I sense Megan Fox as April! ( Picture of Megan Fox as April O'Neil on the corner.) Santa Christ: I sense a terrible force that is consuming our youth and threatening to destroy the Ninja Turtles franchise. ( Their master being Santa Christ (Rob Walker)) NC: Yeah, something about a great evil coming? Nerd: Master, we got your message about the impending danger.
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( We come to a zoom-in of Chicago before transitioning to NC's living room, where the Nerd and NC are waiting in front of a TV Screen.) "Episode Related Pun." Written by: Overly Obsessed Fans ( We come to a title card styled like the show) Nerd reviews bad games, Critic reviews bad movies.Īnd that's really all that there is what you're hearing now are filler lyrics! When the evil Bay attacks, these boys'll show he's a motherfucking hack! They're zeroes in a nutshell and they're freaks! They're the world's most sheltered whiny geeks! ( We open today's episode with the theme sounding like the opening to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987))
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